Wednesday, August 19, 2009

I made this last night. A website that uses AWS and a list of nouns to randomly display an detail page. I just like the name:

Thursday, August 13, 2009

New Invention: Circles on the floor of the elevator that light up when the door opens to decide which person gets out first.

Tuesday, August 04, 2009

I just coined the phrase "You don't ask an Eskimo about the weather in Bermuda." Not sure what it means yet, but consider it coined.

Monday, August 03, 2009

Start a gym where you adjust the altitude and climate to match the base camps of Everest. That way, you can work less, burn more calories, and get altitude sickness all at the same time.
Things that upset me:
1. People that stand on the left and the right of moving walkways/escalators
2. People that bring their own chopsticks to lunch
3. People that make lists about things they hate