Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Moonwalking was great, but what if you could do other things in a similar style? Such as moonswimming, or maybe moonwhacking. Soon, everything we did would look like we were doing it forward, but we would actually be doing it backward. But then, I guess we would say that forward was backward and that backward was forward.

Once that happens, I will just start walking forward, which will look completely amazing.

But what if everything we are doing is actually being done backwards and He was that man walking normally? Oww, my mind grapes.

Monday, July 13, 2009

The other day, my dentist told me my blood pressure was a little high. I told him he was a dentist.

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Special guest thoughts:

When people don't agree on something, but they're fine with that fact, they "agree to disagree."

We never really take advantage of the obvious opposite resolution, though: "disagree to agree." As in: we agree on topic A, and you're satisfied that we agree, but I'm upset that we agree. This doesn't change the fact that we agree on topic A, but I disagree that we should agree. Disagree to agree.