The other day, my roommate made the observation that it would be awesome to live as a duck. For the most part I agreed with him, but then I thought about it for a while (yes, I have time) and I changed my mind. I guess what really got me was the fact that most of the food I ate would be cold and wet. Plus, I would always have to worry about people feeding me some sort of duck meat. These are things you never have to worry about as a human. Well, unless you frequent that Wendy's that had a human finger in the chili.