Monday, December 07, 2009
2012, goddamn it! Ok, here's the deal. I'll buy the fact that microwaves from the sun are boiling the planet like an egg in the... well microwave. And I'll even buy the fact that the best plan we could come up with for surviving the end of the world was to build six arks bigger than anything we've ever built before in less time than it takes to build one skyscraper. But I won't buy the fact that as 1,500ft tsunami barrels toward someone (and keep in mind, we've been watching the world explode for the past 100 mins) that there is enough telephone infrastructure left in the world to route his cell phone call. You almost had me you son of a bitch. You almost had me.
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