The only good line in this movie happens about 25 mins in. After driving 3 hours to the town with the strip club (yeah, the entire movie is about 3 guys going to a strip club to sleep with a midget stripper... yeah), they decide to pregame at a local watering hole. They walk in to this crappy bar with nothing going on and one of the guys says:
"It looks like Lane Bryant and Jenny Craig had a knife fight in here."
Other than that, don't waste your time, because I already wasted mine.
