"I'm fixin' to do something dumber than hell, but I'm going anyways."
"You keep runnin' that mouth I'm gonna' take you in the back and screw ya'."
"I don't know. Supposedly, a coyote won't eat a Mexican."
"Cats? Several. Well, depends what you mean by got. Some are half-wild, and some are just outlaws."
"Here last week they found this couple out in California. They rent out rooms for old people, kill'em, bury'em in the yard, cash their social security checks. Well, they'd tortur'em first, I don't know why. Maybe the television set was broke."
"It's not often you see a Mexican in a suit."