Monday, June 16, 2008

Subject: The [Cr]Happening

Ok, P. told me you went to see it this weekend, and so did I.  I think the
people were killing themselves in the movie because they had to actually be
in a movie that bad. The acting was terrible. Like high school film
project terrible. Mark Wahlberg sounded like such an idiot. I liked John
Leguizamo, but of course he dies pretty early. The part where all those people
are in the dinner and one guy stands up to say that the safe zone is 90
miles from here, so so dumb. The storyline with his wife and the cheating was terribly
contrived. And, to top it all off, it was preachy at the end. Also, random
guy from CMU in the movie, not cool.

The only creepy parts were in the beginning, and the part with the old lady
and the doll. Plus the ending was pretty lame. People make fun of M.
Night. Shamalamadingdong because of his trademark twists at the end of the
movie, but in this case, I think it would have made the movie better.

Anyway, I just had to tell someone how bad i thought that movie was.