Tuesday, August 28, 2012

The RNC Drinking Game

1x for each story about the small business owner getting crushed under taxes
1x for each interview with a former candidate (and again every minute of the interview)
1x for the following buzzwords: Obamacare, Job Creators, National Debt, Small Businesses, EPA, middle class, American dream, Swing State
1x anyone says or sees the word Ohio
1x each time someone in the room says "they took our jerbs!"

2x whenever someone says "We Built It"
2x for every mention of Ron Paul

Warning: Do Not Attempt!